What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 00:14

Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
What smell will you never forget?
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
No way
Just Forget it!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Is heroin really as good as people say it is?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
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